Adrian on Jaffa Cakes

I'm of the firm belief that to be truly worthy of the Yard of Jaffa you cannot simply hold it, but brandish it. Brandish it like it's your weapon of choice when the Zombie Apocalypse comes. For the Yard of Jaffa is glorious and deserves to be treated thus.

I mean, I might not live very long, but a "personalised, damast steel enforced, ergonomic Yard of Jaffa an integrate soft touch coated, carbon fibre handle" has got to be the best weapon - Full Stop!